Funny Never Have I Ever Questions

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1. Never have I ever waved back at someone who was waving at the person behind me.
2. Never have I ever laughed at a joke I didn't understand.
3. Never have I ever walked into a glass door.
4. Never have I ever pretended to be on the phone to avoid talking to someone.
5. Never have I ever said 'you too' when a waiter told me to enjoy my meal.
6. Never have I ever fallen asleep in a movie theater.
7. Never have I ever sent a text to the person I was texting about.
8. Never have I ever googled myself.
9. Never have I ever eaten food that fell on the floor.
10. Never have I ever practiced an argument in the shower.
11. Never have I ever tripped over nothing and pretended I meant to.
12. Never have I ever sung so loudly in the car that someone at a red light saw me.
13. Never have I ever pushed a door that clearly said pull.
14. Never have I ever called a teacher 'mom' or 'dad'.
15. Never have I ever laughed so hard a drink came out of my nose.
16. Never have I ever talked to my pet like it was a person.
17. Never have I ever forgotten someone's name right after they told me.
18. Never have I ever worn my shirt inside out all day without noticing.
19. Never have I ever hidden from a neighbor in a grocery store.
20. Never have I ever eaten an entire pizza by myself.
21. Never have I ever pretended to know a song and mumbled the words.
22. Never have I ever fake-laughed so long it became a real laugh.
23. Never have I ever gotten stuck somewhere I climbed into.
24. Never have I ever accidentally liked an old photo while scrolling someone's profile.
25. Never have I ever cried at a commercial.
26. Never have I ever left the house wearing two different shoes.
27. Never have I ever searched for my phone while holding it.
28. Never have I ever looked for my glasses while wearing them.
29. Never have I ever practiced my signature like I was famous.
30. Never have I ever slept for more than 12 hours straight.
31. Never have I ever lied about reading a book.
32. Never have I ever had a conversation with myself out loud in public.
33. Never have I ever eaten something out of the trash.
34. Never have I ever run into a pole while looking at my phone.
35. Never have I ever pretended to be sick to skip something.
36. Never have I ever fallen off a chair.
37. Never have I ever used my phone's flashlight to look for my phone.
38. Never have I ever had food stuck in my teeth all day and no one told me.
39. Never have I ever made an excuse to leave a party early and then gone home to sleep.
40. Never have I ever said 'I'm almost there' when I hadn't left yet.