Funny Would You Rather Questions

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1. Would you rather have spaghetti for hair or sweat maple syrup?
2. Would you rather only be able to whisper or only be able to shout?
3. Would you rather have a rewind button or a pause button for your life?
4. Would you rather sneeze glitter or cough up confetti?
5. Would you rather have a permanent clown nose or permanent clown shoes?
6. Would you rather talk like a pirate or walk like a penguin for a whole week?
7. Would you rather have fingers as long as your legs or legs as short as your fingers?
8. Would you rather be chased by one horse-sized duck or a hundred duck-sized horses?
9. Would you rather always have a song stuck in your head or always have an itch you cannot reach?
10. Would you rather have a nose that honks when you laugh or a laugh that sounds like a goat?
11. Would you rather wear socks that are always slightly wet or a shirt that is always slightly too small?
12. Would you rather your only form of transport be a pogo stick or a shopping cart?
13. Would you rather have every song you hear be the Baby Shark song or never hear music again?
14. Would you rather be able to talk to cats, who are rude, or dogs, who never stop talking?
15. Would you rather narrate everything you do out loud or hear a narrator describe everything you do?
16. Would you rather have a tail you can't control or ears that wiggle whenever you lie?
17. Would you rather only eat food that is blue or only eat food that is shaped like a triangle?
18. Would you rather be stuck in an elevator with your boss or with your ex?
19. Would you rather have a pet dinosaur the size of a cat or a pet cat the size of a dinosaur?
20. Would you rather always smell like onions or always smell like wet dog?
21. Would you rather have a voice like a cartoon chipmunk or a voice like a movie trailer announcer?
22. Would you rather live in a house made of cheese or a house made of chocolate?
23. Would you rather your phone autocorrect every word to 'banana' or send every text twice?
24. Would you rather have hiccups for a year or feel like you need to sneeze for a year?
25. Would you rather be famous for something embarrassing or unknown for something amazing?
26. Would you rather speak every language except your own or only be able to speak in rhymes?
27. Would you rather have a personal theme song that plays when you enter a room or a laugh track that plays after your jokes?
28. Would you rather wear clown makeup to every job interview or a wedding dress to every job interview?
29. Would you rather fight one giant chicken or ten tiny cows?
30. Would you rather have a mustache made of eyebrow hair or eyebrows made of mustache hair?
31. Would you rather only be able to walk backwards or only be able to walk sideways?
32. Would you rather your sneezes be as loud as a fire alarm or as quiet as a mouse but last ten seconds?
33. Would you rather be a giant hamster or a tiny rhino?
34. Would you rather have a squeaky toy noise every time you sit down or a drumroll every time you stand up?
35. Would you rather lick the bottom of your shoe or eat a spoonful of cat food?
36. Would you rather be able to fly but only one foot off the ground or be invisible but only when no one is looking?
37. Would you rather your search history be read at your wedding or your text messages read at your funeral?
38. Would you rather have to sing everything you say or dance every time you hear music?
39. Would you rather turn into a pumpkin at midnight or a frog whenever someone says your name?
40. Would you rather live with a roommate who never stops talking or one who never stops humming?